Herculesism is a small religion that currently holds two members. Herculesism praises the God Hercules and obeys his every move and action. He is a gorgeous, tall and slender man who has a very juicy butt. He is insanely smart and is known for his amazing brain powers. Hercules might be gay for Adam and Zeus, but it’s okay because he supports gay rights! Herculesism is the opposite of Zeusianity and is superior from the Zeusianity religion. Praise Herculesism!!!!
by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 June 14, 2021
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Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
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Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her
Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006
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