Herbton

Spoiled catholic kids and snakes who seems good but in reality holds alot of envy for some odd reason and never grows up. Is bold when he knows he is protected or will gain some type of clout or nod of approval for kids who don’t care for him. ~TOP

NPC 1: I love the color brown. I don’t care if people disagree but you being a close friend i feel safe telling you.

Herbton: Tell me everything and I won’t tell anybody! Especially a thot who loves clout that i can never have because my best friend dated her, a kid who’s perfect in his mind and always joking, a pissed off sexually frustrated pothead gamer, or rich jewish OK kid who follows the crowd.

NPC 1: Perfect, definitely don’t tell the community about it on an app, they’re quick to judge and I don’t handle that well.

Herbton: God gives his battle to his toughest soldiers.

NPC 1: You’re right, I got this!
Herbton: You do, i’ll pretend to be your friend for solidarity.
NPC 1: Thank you but i don’t need it.
Herbton: It’s okay i’ll check on you and have others too just to keep an update on you.
NPC 1: I be chillin but thank you, my life is great. I have my low moments but i’d rather help someone when i see them down then throw dirt on them. Maybe that’s just a dumb way to think? If you were homeless for example, i’d let you stay however long.

Herbton: I like praying on people’s downfall.

by Fukyoubich4889 December 9, 2022

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herbonics

stoner slang, stoner speak. May be recognized by slightly confused sentence structure with deep and oddly place words. Possibly defined by fits of laughter unfit for the level of comedy.

They were coming from the ghetto, talking in their ebonics, well we were smoking weed, so we were speaking herbonics.

by piatch April 14, 2006

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