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HEGATRONS RULE 

Hegarty likes to make you believe that your opinions matter. They dont. 'This is not a democracy.'
Hegatrons Rule : Dicatorship.

Person: 'Can we play football outside?'
Hegarty: 'Yes,' Proceeds to lock all doors.

Horbawrong 

Combo of horribly, badly, wrong.
"You're very wrong, sir. Totally wrong. Completely and utterly wrong. You're so wrong right now, I invented a new word just to describe how wrong you are. It's a combination of 'horribly, badly, wrong': horbawrong."
Horbawrong by jordancg July 2, 2008

HERPATRON 

A Herpatron is a sub species of human that has contracted herpes and who seeks to infect the general population. They have ninja like stealth and should be avoided at all costs.
that slag I banged last week was a fucking Herpatron
HERPATRON by NEME2u July 27, 2011

herkaton 

A weight mass equal to 315 pounds
a car weighs more than a herkaton

herbalonics 

Yet another term for weed
"It's not crack it's the herbalonics
Some people call it the chronic
I call it the best stress reliever, the mind pleaser
Double K told me that its the best way to pull a skeezer out the
Draws, no flaws when I begin to roll up"

-People Under the Stairs - Zignaflyinblow
herbalonics by Lord Radio January 2, 2005
Getting High while masterbating
Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.
Herbating by Mizlu March 30, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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