Henček 

Henček is the most amazing, cute, caring, funny, pretty and perfect girl to exist. Shes the type of person who would never judge you and be there for you all the time. She supports you no matter what and tries her best to comfort you when youre feeling down. She always makes you laugh with her stupid jokes. I wouldnt dare to imagine a life without her. Just being with her brightens someones day and i hope she will never leave my side. I love henček so much. With her i feel safe. With her all my worries leave my mind. With her my life isnt as bad anymore. With her i am the happiest. Im grateful for everything she has done for me and i think everyone deserves someone like Henček♡ Aynone who hates Henček should simply die.

Someone: What would you do without Henček?
Me: I would simply die.

Henček by Ilovehenček July 3, 2022

Henček 

Henček is the most amazing, cute, caring, funny, pretty and perfect girl to exist. Shes the type of person who would never judge you and be there for you all the time. She supports you no matter what and tries her best to comfort you when youre feeling down. She always makes you laugh with her stupid jokes. I wouldnt dare to imagine a life without her. Just being with her brightens someones day and i hope she will never leave my side. I love henček so much. With her i feel safe. With her all my worries leave my mind. With her my life isnt as bad anymore. With her i am the happiest. Im grateful for everything she has done for me and i think everyone deserves someone like Henček♡ Aynone who hates Henček should simply die.

Someone: What would you do without Henček?
Me: I would simply die.

Henček by Ilovehenček July 3, 2022

Hence why

When an individual attempts to sound smart by using two synonyms after each other.
'Hence why' does not equate to 'that's why'.

Hence Why ≠ That's Why

"... global warming is becoming an increasingly accepted theory; hence why we are seeing a rise in environmental groups... " - said by relatively intelligent people who have a loose grasp of grammar.

"I spent all day in the sun; hence why I've got a tan" - intellectually challenged, yet attempting to prove their IQ fits within the norm.

Hence why by SandAA October 13, 2012

Hencethereforth 

as a result of, in conclusion, hence (but with more attitude)

The donuts were delicious and I ate 12, hencethereforth I'm a fat loser.

Hencethereforth by jmasilotti June 12, 2008

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

henceforth i am unable to can by me? gay, trans, and dumb September 26, 2021

Hence the Sandwich 

A phrase meaning "So there you go.", "That's why this situation is the way it is.", "That's why this is there.", "That's why I did that.",etc.

Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"

Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.

Hence the Sandwich by Nova314 June 15, 2005

Henceforthwith 

From this time on or from that time on, without delay, immediately or at once.
/ˈhensˌfôrTHˈwiTH/

A later Middle English spelling, retaining the breathy -s, of hennes, (henne + adverbial genitive ending -s), from Old English heonan (from this time, from now) forth with, along with, at the same time as.

Those climbing the stairs should do so with due cation otherwise they deserve to fall and lose brain cell henceforthwith.

Henceforthwith by SidneyShaw September 30, 2011