jmasilotti's definitions

Hencethereforth

as a result of, in conclusion, hence (but with more attitude)

The donuts were delicious and I ate 12, hencethereforth I'm a fat loser.

by jmasilotti June 12, 2008

Deepdivedness

The ability to perform deep dives, or detailed analysis and review, of complicated projects.

Leon's deepdivedness really contributed to the synergy and success of this project!

by jmasilotti August 27, 2011

staten island iced tea

A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.

What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!

by jmasilotti July 14, 2014

buckner

a foolish foolish person, a tard, a loser (ala Bill Buckner the former Boston Red Sox first baseman who lost the 1986 World Series by letting an easy ground ball go through his legs).

Mookie Wilson thinks you are a buckner because you like Justin Timberlake, wear white socks with your jesus sandals, and sport a fanny pack on your annual trips to Disney World.

by jmasilotti June 13, 2008

porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008