Hemnoid

Cross between humanoid and hemorrhoid; a truly insufferable rat bastard that is a pain in everybody's ass; more hemorrhoid that humanoid and thinks they are doing you a favor being there.

Godfrey: " Oh crap, here comes Harvey- that annoying fat bastard!"
Gisele: " He is such a hemnoid"

by Largess August 7, 2012

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hemroids

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

by beaner August 7, 2004

hemroid

A driver that will not get off your ass.

I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

hemroids

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

by Schecter August 19, 2006