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A driver that will not get off your ass.
I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.
by heminow? May 18, 2007

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When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.
by heminow? May 18, 2007

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