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Hellen Keller 

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.
if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.
Hellen Keller by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011

Hellen Keller 

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.
Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.
Hellen Keller by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017

hellen keller 

A dance made famous by the group 3oh3 in their song don't trust me
you act blind and walk around with your hands out
"shush girl, shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips"(from the song don't trust me by 3oh3)

Hellen Keller 

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.
Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!
Hellen Keller by Xabu September 9, 2011

Hellen Keller 

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.
Hellen Keller by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

Hellen Keller 

when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf
"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
Hellen Keller by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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