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air-conditioned Hell 

An office/cubicle farm/building where white-collar corporate drones while away their lives.

Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.

While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.

I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.

Firey Cone of Hell

A Cone so packed no mortal man can conquer, leaving a trail of blazing wake in your eyes and throat. Shearing the mere parts of your human soul.
John- Dude, I think I just had a Firey Cone of Hell.....
James- Oh yeah?
Firey Cone of Hell by Jimmison! January 17, 2011

Confederate Hell Raiser 

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.
Confederate Hell Raiser by LadyT_ November 22, 2014
Hellcon is the embodiment of the fictitious Anime Convention conceived by the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom on LiveJournal know as "hell-con."

While the later is a fictional convention, Hellcon has become an actual scheduled event. Hellcon is thus described as the gathering of members of a specific Fullmetal Alchemist fandom situationed on LJ.

Clad in crackishly-bright yellow t-shirts with the flamel logo a patented (not really but let's pretend) Hellcon slogan, a Hellcon at your con will be hard to miss.

Officially sanctioned by voice actor Vic Mignogna (who is also the acting "host") and with such guests as "God", "Travy", "Kevykins," "Farfignoogen", and more, Hellcon has a strong foundation and will be a mainstain at conventions across the country for years to come.



As of 2005, there are three official Hellcons scheduled.

Hellcon Central will be held at Project A-Kon in Dallas.

Hellcon East will be held at Otakon in Baltimore.

Hellcon West will be held at Anime Expo in Anaheim.

Offshoots for Hellcon are also scheduled for Anime Central in Chicago, Anime North in Toronto, Anime Boston in (get this) Boston, and several other conventions coming up in the 2006 convention season.



So grab your bags, get your fangirl beating sticks ready, and stock up on sour patch straws and pocky.... because we're going to Hellcon!
Hellcon Slogan 1: "Hellcon: Invading Vic's Garage Since 2005."

Hellcon Slogan 2: "Hellcon.... It's a Con Within a Con!"
hellcon by wiremess April 19, 2005

hellconditionally 

When you love someone unconditionally, but if they don't love you back, you show that love and send them to hell
God:I love you hellconditionally
Person:slay gurl, send me to hell, atleast there I won't see any kristians💅✨️
hellconditionally by Slay💅 November 3, 2023