heimer

A person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. Derived from the 90's insult "dingleheimer".

"This heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his 'immodium'."

"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."

heimer by andrewc513 May 20, 2010

Heimer

1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something

1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.

2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed

Heimer by benlinus February 18, 2019

heimer syndrome 

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

heimer syndrome by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Heimer Syndrome 

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

Heimer Syndrome by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009

jerkin-gerkin-heimer 

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

jerkin-gerkin-heimer by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

deegen heimer 

A Palm Desert region slang word that refers to a homie.

"what up deegen heimer, we rollin this blunt or what"

deegen heimer by DMobb April 23, 2010

Doodle-Heimer

extremely intelligent, brave, and handsome.

he is a very doodle-heimer person

Doodle-Heimer by chaosb22 February 17, 2019