heiki

She is the one of the best people in the world. Dont worry they don't bite! Most Heiki's are small people and they have a round face but that's okay because its cute! They are fun to be around and comforts you most of the time. Be careful tho they will always target you for deez nuts jokes. Most of them are really fruity. Heiki's are pretty, cute and smart. Heiki's are the perfect friend.

heiki's are cool

heiki by deiiuuu October 5, 2021

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

hikikomori 

Someone who has withdrawn from all real-life social interaction. A hikikomori rarely leaves their home, and has no friends or family with whom they interact. A hikikomori is NOT always an otaku, nerd, gamer, etc, though they can be.

John's agoraphobia got so bad that he became a hikikomori.

hikikomori by platttts February 21, 2011

Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.

I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

Heidi Kleindienst by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019

hikikomarxist 

Portmanteau of hikikomori ie.Japanese men who live solitary and socially isolated lives. and Marxist ie. Hating capitalism and investment in technological innovation. A person with no social life who wastes time online shitting on hyped technological innovations, sometimes rightly, often wrongly.

Person on twitter- "Our app broadcasts messages from one phone to another and you get a notification in the app"
Hikikomarxist - "twitter, You've invented twitter moron."
Person on twitter - "Don't generalise, innovation is always in the details, Also, fuck you, get a life hikikomarxist."

hikikomarxist by doop doop doop May 12, 2018

Heidi Montag 

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.

1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."

Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008

heiniesight 

A small child’s term for hindsight.

I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!

heiniesight by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020