haiki 

1. A liz-lyric verse form having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, that isn't very good.

ooo I got a cell phone now
I am cool like you
'cause I have a cell phone too

haiki by Bick February 1, 2005

Haiki 

Plural of Haiku

I was feeling the 5-7-5 syllable scheme and instead of writing a Haiku I ended up writing numerous Haiki

Haiki by The Alumni March 15, 2011

Haiki 

The ancient Korean art of supporting your son.

The term was coined in an episode of the comedy podcast Kill Tony.

Ever since Jacob’s dad discovered haiki, he’s been hyping him up like he's training for the Olympics... just to audition for the school play.

Haiki by cujöey July 30, 2025

Mile Haiki Club 

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane

So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club

Mile Haiki Club by The Alumni March 15, 2011

haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019

Haikyuu 

A small bullied tangerine meets a whole bunch of tall hot boys and they all play volley ball.

50% percent of Haikyuu:

Hinata: Wow! I love this place, your all so wonderful

Kageyama: STFU

Haikyuu by I love Killua October 27, 2020

haidie 

Haidie

Haidie is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

"Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

"Of course she is...that's Haidie!"

haidie by rabbitsquirrel December 13, 2012