Heenus

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Unworthy of appreciation, bad, not done well.

My eyebrows are so heenus today 😂

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The way you’ve written this letter is so heenus..

Heenus by Starbbyxo September 6, 2018

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Heefus

alternative for shart.

1. After eating my fill at Taco Bell, I heefused.
2. By brother Bill is a ferocious heefus

Heefus by arz May 3, 2007

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Heenus • henus • Heenster • Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! • Heefus • Heenius • heinus • heneus • hernus

heneus

1.) A old fucker who likes to hang out with young fuckers.

2.) A old man who hits on young girls and takes their virginities.

Fucking heneus.

heneus by Yung ky February 10, 2017

Henus

A nickname given to fathers who are grumpy at Christmas but have a bond with animals e.g chihuahua

Damn, my dad is real grumpy, we call him Henus

Henus by braboy2035 July 23, 2018

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Heenster

2. Someone who succeeds academically without regular attendance.

That fucking Heenster doesn't even come to class and he still gets better grades than me!

Heenster by Frostfire March 18, 2003

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heinus

1. A butt
2. The skin on the inside of your butt cheeks

That girl is freaking hot, i want to have her heinus!

heinus by Belly Full June 2, 2007

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Heenster

heenster, what the fuck, i used to know a heen-somthing, oh well.

10,000 little heenies running around...

Heenster by the one dude from the place March 24, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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