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A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.
I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.
by Sir Balti January 28, 2011
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