Hemminger 

A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.

I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.

Hemminger by Sir Balti February 18, 2011

Makenzie Hemminger 

The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know

Who is someone that deserves the world ?

Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger

Makenzie Hemminger by Reba mustang August 30, 2021

Mitchell Hemminger 

He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.

Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.

Mitchell Hemminger by Uniform23 March 7, 2019

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.

“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Luke Hemmings by eccentriccowboyluke January 11, 2019

Luke Hemmings 

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!

Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

Luke Hemmings by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, April 12, 2013

Luke Hemmings 

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)

"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"

Luke Hemmings by Roo :p June 19, 2014

Luke Hemmings 

luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner

"hey have you heard of luke hemmings"
"what no i'm not a penguin"

Luke Hemmings by swiggityswag June 16, 2013