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Heavy-ass 

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.
Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!
Heavy-ass by Retard the third June 8, 2019

Heavy Ass Weight 

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight
Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “

ass heave 

When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.
Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.
ass heave by wetbackoftatt00 March 24, 2009

heavy-duty asswipe 

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.
gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.
heavy-duty asswipe by kakashiru August 5, 2010

ass heave 

After holding your shit for hours and finally being able to sit down and release.
Doug said he had to shit 3 hours ago. I bet he has to ass heave.
ass heave by wetbackoftatt00 February 26, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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