2 definition by Retard the third

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Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

by Retard the third June 08, 2019

a bastardisation of floofy for your bastard cat

"my bastard cat may be a goblin but by all hell is he flonfy."

by Retard the third December 15, 2019