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Heaven's Gate Cult 

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.
Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!
Heaven's Gate Cult by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
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Heaven's zero

When you ball out of your mind and go crazy because of doing nothing

-Kimerax Gaming
I feel like I'm having a Heaven's zero help me
Heaven's zero by Yuuwumi December 29, 2019

heaven's door 

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.
heaven's door by FastEddie August 3, 2005

Heaven's Devils 

A racist ethic group that include a group of teenagers between 12-18 that seek the sole purpose to ruin people's day
"WE ARE THE HEAVEN'S DEVILS, GRAAAAAAAAAAAH."

Heaven's Last Stand 

A StarCraft Map -UMS-.
The Game Consists of 8 players/colors. First 5 for Heaven and The 3 for Hell. All the Main unit are Heros from the StarCraft 1 and Expasion pack heros. The Colors are:

--HEAVEN--
WHITE - player 1.,.Controls 75 percent of heaven and its units. Heros : Jesus (Hero Battlecruiser), Rafael (Hero High Templar), And Nathaniel (Hero Siege Tank).

BLUE - player 2.,.Controls a varied amount of units (This Goes for the colors Teal, Purple and Yellow). Heros : Jehoel (Hero Zealot) and Zadkiel (Hero Dark Templar).

TEAL - Heros : Michael (Hero Marine) ((IN vSKY, when he dies another Unit Called Sethur come to replace him)).

Purple - Heros : Seraphiel (Hero Ghost - Kerrigan but in vSKY it was changed to a hero male ghost to confuse the Hell Team) and Gabriel (Hero Dragoon). Also gets The Vulture units called Virtues. When in a group they can destroy Hero units or strong Elite Units. Known as Vulting or Ganking. (Technique created By Lash, mastered by pros of Heavens Last Stand)

Yellow - Heros : Uriel (Hero Firebat) and MetaTron (Hero Archon).

--HELL-- (Uses an Unvulnerable Observer and a Defiler in the right hand corner of the map(All 3 colors use this)) Hell also has : 4 overlords called Sky Ladders, and Elite that are periodically given out to all 3 colors. RED gets NON HERO Ultralisk and Non Hero Archons, Orange gets Infested Terrans, NON HERO Seige Tanks and NON HERO Archons. Brown gets Hero Zerglings and NON HERO Ultralisk and Dark Templars.

RED : Heros - Satan (hero Mutalisk), Beelzebub (Hero Defiler) and Mammon (hero Ultralisk).

Orange : Heros - Asmodeous (Hero Goliath), Samyazza (Hero High Templar) and Samael (Lurker).

Brown : Heros - Berith (Hero Dark Templar), Abbadon (Infested Kerrigan) and Astaroth (Hero Hydralisk).

In Heavens Last Defense, Red Originally had Mammon As Infested Kerrigan but changes were made to balance the game.
In The HLS vSKY Version The Kerrigan was taking back to RED and Named Sin and Brown was given the Infested Duran unit for Abbadon.
Heaven's Last Stand is way better than Hells Defense.

Heaven's Gate 

No Limit Texas Hold 'em:

When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
Heaven's Gate by Bodacious77 April 23, 2019

heaven's fall

let justice be done, through heaven's fall
heaven's fall by GCRunning June 9, 2018