Heathecliffe 

Heathecliffe is the alternate personality that is awoken by the powerful force of alcoholic beverages. Heathecliffe will turn the notch up to 100 and won’t fall asleep until tranquilized. If you ever come in contact with a Heathecliffe be sure to avoid eye contact or its motivations to be loud and disturbtive will grow stronger. Heathecliffe will make you laugh with it’s foolish acts of comedy, but remember don’t be fooled. A Heathecliffe will need to be put to bed immediately. Do not be distracted.

Last night at Brad’s frat party I saw Heathecliffe go ham. I didn’t even know who he was anymore.

Heathecliffe by nickypicky October 20, 2020

mark heathcliff 

a magnificent and fantastic trans person who is also an aroace, if you dont agree with my headcanon i will break into your home and reside in your walls. basically shot himself with a nerf gun after being followed by his döppelganger friend, the end.

portrayed by a pretty guy named alex kister

also if youre a new tmc fan and ship mark x cesar, please dont, that would mark a bad first impression to the community and to non fans

new fan: "i kind of ship mark heathcliff and cesar torres they make a good couple uwu"

old fan: what the fuck

mark heathcliff by mark healthclinic October 31, 2022

Heathcliff 

The name of a fat orange cat from an 80s cartoon show, aired on Nickelodeon in the early 90s.

Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrify their neighborhood!

Heathcliff by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

heathcliff 

One of the main characters in Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. He was adopted into the Hindley family; the daughter, Catherine, loved him, and he loved her. He was, however, very dark and brooding and tormented. Many women have a crush on this fictional character because for some inexplicable reason, women seem to like dark, brooding tormented men in works of fiction, though they often don't in real life. Heathcliff served him both as a first and last name. He is famous for walking alone out on the English moors.

"He's such a Heathcliff." (Said about someone with a short temper prone to spend time by himself brooding about his horrible life.)

heathcliff by HeatherLayne June 27, 2006

heathcliffing 

"To heathcliff". Talking about the kidnapping of an usually unattainable third party, often a celebrity, for the purpose of marriage or other romantic endeavors. This is accomplished by confining the subject in a locked room (usually a closet) and not letting them out.
It refers to Emily Bronte's novel Wuthering Heights. The main character, Heathcliff, kidnaps the daughter of his former love and locks her into a room until she agrees to marry his son. While it may seem that the twisted nature of the original kidnapping imbues the act of "Heathcliffing" with a certain sense of depravity, most proposed heathcliffing events are light-hearted objectification of hot men by single, tense women.

Woman 1: Gaw, did you see (insert male celebrity)'s latest photos? The ones where on one page he was wearing a suit and shirtless on the next?
Woman 2: No. Was it hot?
Woman 1: Shyeah. I am so going to heathcliff him and put him in my closet.
Woman 3: Ooh. Are we talking about heathcliffing people? I already have five in my walk-in closet!

heathcliffing by L-Bro August 1, 2008

Mark Heathcliffed 

An “alternate” way to describe suicide, referencing “The Mandela Catalogue”

Person 1: Whatever happened to John?
Person 2: Oh, he Mark Heathcliffed himself
Person 1: Dang, guess no one came for him.

Mark Heathcliffed by TheDarkraiDimension September 12, 2023

HeathCliff Syndrom

The HeathCliff Syndrom is the yearning for the freedom of the infinite creativity. The ability to create, tweak, fix, and guide your own world. The ability to take part in the founding of civilization, and the living of life.

"Man, tom hasn't come out of his room since he started writing that book, he must have a pretty serious case of the HeathCliff Syndrom."

HeathCliff Syndrom by NimbleSmoke January 21, 2020