Hearnian

Someone frighteningly fanatic about George Hearn (similar to Rickmaniac, but different actor).

Created by Jasmin M, the first Hearnian (to use the term).

SOPHIE: Why do you keep listening to I Am What I Am? It's seriously, like 30 years old!
JASMIN: It's sung by George Hearn, and I'm a major Hearnian.
SOPHIE: Alright...

Hearnian by Hearnian-Rickmaniac #1 July 1, 2012

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hearning

(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet

"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"

hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

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Hearnian • hearning • Hearnia • O'Hearnan

O'Hearnan

n. REALLY flakey vagina crust

n. a REALLY dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture

Jake: Susie, why do you have such a dry vagina?

Susie: It's not dry! I just have an O'hearnan!

O'Hearnan by Hernon October 30, 2009

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Hearnia

a disease contracted from having sex with a slut.

Yo man, I think I got a hearnia from that one girl.

Hearnia by disbichhh October 16, 2011

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Hearning

An individual who is incredibly good at martial arts and fighting, as well as having black belts in many martial arts. Also used to describe an individual with a superhuman amount of striking power.

Lucas is such a hearning, yesterday I saw him knock one of the best students at his dojo to the ground.

Hearning by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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