4 definitions by Quag Norris

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris May 14, 2018

Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

Davedadd

An individual who derives sexual pleasure while watching Twitch Live Streams from mundane situations / conversations and perverts them mentally into an aberration normally involving vaginal fluids and horse semen and Bovril.

"jesus dude, did you see what that guy just said he is having for dinner, horse cum and Bovril soup in a vagina?!?!?"
"yeah man, he's such a feckin davedadd!"

by Quag Norris April 7, 2018