Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

Heard Turd

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.

by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

Drop a Turd like Amber Heard

When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.

"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.

by WarOfTheFanboys May 3, 2022