Headson

Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson

You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit

by Fuck headson April 4, 2017

HeadOn

"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.

Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!

by iamplasma August 12, 2006

Headonya

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"

Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.

by Dofb July 27, 2010

Headstoning

The ye olde family tradition of visiting various grave sites usually of recently dead family members. In extreme cases, visiting dead family members that have been dead for centuries. Could also mean perusing the headstones of random people and usually involves making fun of their names or the flower selection of the month.

"Oh no not again! Dad, this is the third time this month we've gone headstoning!"

"That cemetery down the road has the greatest opportunity for headstoning with over five acres of prime headstoning real estate!"

"Assden! Makerberry! Yeaste! These names are too funny!"

"These yellow and pink carnations are too gay for an outdoorsman like Peter was."

by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes

"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"

by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020

HeadOn

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.

(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"

by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008