Headgiene

Proper hygiene before giving head, such as cleaning your mouth out after drinking. This can also include brushing your teeth depending on how much head you'll be giving.

Make sure to practice proper headgiene.

Headgiene by TheWordKing December 16, 2021

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

headline status by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Headline Speak 

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

Headline Speak by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Headline Shirts 

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

Headline Shirts by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

HoagieNeck 

An infrequently used slur originating in Suburban Philly, PA - specifically Lower Bucks County.

Did you see the way that guy drives? That douchebag is such a hoagieneck!

HoagieNeck by Coach.A November 14, 2019

Headgina 

the pit on the back of fat people's head.

Whoah Darren, check Florida's headgina!

Headgina by Hinson March 12, 2009