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It's like a wedgie but with your head.
I totally got a headgie tonight trying to reach my glasses behind the headboard.
headgie by BritLitGrl February 3, 2018
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headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.
Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.
headie one by Zain22 July 8, 2020
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Hedge fund investors.

Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.
HEDGIE, HEDGIE GETS A WEDGIE
LOSE SOME MONEY AND JUMPS OFF EDGIE
Hedgie by FuckWedgies January 28, 2021
Someone who works in the Hedge Fund industry.
Bro #1: Hey did you hear Brent is working at that new shop?!
Bro #2: Yeah, he's a Hedgie now..
Hedgie by PSR91 April 18, 2020
A copy paste mistake
Person 1: GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD

Person 2: Whats a headget?

Person 1: A copy paste mistake
HEADGET by realmuselk March 11, 2021

headie connection 

the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.
Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."
headie connection by john himself September 5, 2008
A type of cannabis typically referring to the c. sativa strain, headies are the royalty of cannabis. As opposed to the lower body high of beasters (typically c. indica), headies provide a heady high (as the name would suggest), allowing for more physical function under the influence. Most low grade cannabis does not provide the same kind of lightness of being that headies create. Thus, headies are preferred among cannabis connoisseurs everywhere. Smoking too much of the headies will probably result in a loss of brain cells and increase your usage of phrases such as "the other day," and "this one time." Then again, who really gives a shit if you can function?
I got some dank headies the other day, I was high for like 5 hours!
headies by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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