An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.

Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"

The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"

headbutt the buffalo by Mashers69 January 12, 2014

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monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.

"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"

monkey's headbutt by Davian Dent December 3, 2015

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headbust

a headbust is when you play a basic trick on someone. it can be a mind trick or a physical that 'busts their head'

guy1: *points over somewhere* oh shit look over there
guy2: *looks and doesn't see anything*
guy1: HEADBUST!

headbust by headbustmasta May 22, 2007

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headbutt

Zidane's signature move. Also called the zidouken

-Materazzi: Your momma...!
then Zidane proceed to headbutt the foo'.

headbutt by GoWebGo July 16, 2006

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