Haysum

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Someone who is very sexy and funny and popular. Most women like to have sexual intercourse with someone named Haysum.

"Oh my gosh is that Haysum? I want to make out with him and make love to him."
"Haysum always makes me laugh."
"Did you see how handsome Haysum looked today?!"

Haysum by Getsumhay November 21, 2021

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Hasumi

1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.

1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

Related Words

Haysum • hansumfella • Harsumer • haysman • hansum • hassum • hasumas • hasumati • Hasumi • Hatsume

Hayum

Used similarly to oh ham, but to a more extreme and afro-centric way. Used to express surprise, approval, or disappointment.

He just got owned HAYUM!

I just got a new car HAYUM!

Hayum our teacher gave us a lot of homework today.

Hayum by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

keito hasumi

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.

My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*

keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021

Mei Hatsume

Best girl from boku no hero academia

If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch

Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away

Mei Hatsume by Mei Hatsume is best girl October 10, 2018

Hatsumomo

In Memoirs of A Geisha, she is the prettiest bitch in all of Kyoto. Hatsumomo rules the okiya and everyone obeys her orders, especially her slave child Pumpkin.

Hatsumomo- "Were you in my room?"

Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."

Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."

Hatsumomo by Dr. Krabs 69 August 4, 2010

ava harysumchuk

A skinny hoe that talks too much shit 24/7 and her teeth are fucked up and likes many boys and want them to fuck her. Therefore, she is a hoe, slut, thot, and whore.

Ewwww there goes that bitch ava harysumchuk

ava harysumchuk by Nick Lepiane January 4, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026