Haysum 

Someone who is very sexy and funny and popular. Most women like to have sexual intercourse with someone named Haysum.

"Oh my gosh is that Haysum? I want to make out with him and make love to him."
"Haysum always makes me laugh."
"Did you see how handsome Haysum looked today?!"

Haysum by Getsumhay November 21, 2021

Hasumi 

1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.

1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

Hayum 

Used similarly to oh ham, but to a more extreme and afro-centric way. Used to express surprise, approval, or disappointment.

He just got owned HAYUM!

I just got a new car HAYUM!

Hayum our teacher gave us a lot of homework today.

Hayum by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.

My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*

keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021

Mei Hatsume 

Best girl from boku no hero academia

If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch

Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away

Mei Hatsume by Mei Hatsume is best girl October 10, 2018

Hatsumomo

In Memoirs of A Geisha, she is the prettiest bitch in all of Kyoto. Hatsumomo rules the okiya and everyone obeys her orders, especially her slave child Pumpkin.

Hatsumomo- "Were you in my room?"

Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."

Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."

Hatsumomo by Dr. Krabs 69 August 4, 2010

ava harysumchuk 

A skinny hoe that talks too much shit 24/7 and her teeth are fucked up and likes many boys and want them to fuck her. Therefore, she is a hoe, slut, thot, and whore.

Ewwww there goes that bitch ava harysumchuk

ava harysumchuk by Nick Lepiane January 4, 2018