Someone who is very sexy and funny and popular. Most women like to have sexual intercourse with someone named Haysum.
"Oh my gosh is that Haysum? I want to make out with him and make love to him."
"Haysum always makes me laugh."
"Did you see how handsome Haysum looked today?!"
"Haysum always makes me laugh."
"Did you see how handsome Haysum looked today?!"
by Getsumhay November 21, 2021
Get the Haysum mug.1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"
2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.
3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.
3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
by thebeyer March 11, 2010
Get the Hasumi mug.Used similarly to oh ham, but to a more extreme and afro-centric way. Used to express surprise, approval, or disappointment.
He just got owned HAYUM!
I just got a new car HAYUM!
Hayum our teacher gave us a lot of homework today.
I just got a new car HAYUM!
Hayum our teacher gave us a lot of homework today.
by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007
Get the Hayum mug.Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.
by lead ☆ August 31, 2021
Get the keito hasumi mug.Best girl from boku no hero academia
If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch
If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch
Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away
by Mei Hatsume is best girl October 10, 2018
Get the Mei Hatsume mug.In Memoirs of A Geisha, she is the prettiest bitch in all of Kyoto. Hatsumomo rules the okiya and everyone obeys her orders, especially her slave child Pumpkin.
Hatsumomo- "Were you in my room?"
Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."
Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."
Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."
Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."
by Dr. Krabs 69 August 4, 2010
Get the Hatsumomo mug.A skinny hoe that talks too much shit 24/7 and her teeth are fucked up and likes many boys and want them to fuck her. Therefore, she is a hoe, slut, thot, and whore.
by Nick Lepiane January 4, 2018
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