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Neil Haislip 

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.
Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.
Neil Haislip by trillallday December 11, 2010
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Haslippy 

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.
"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"
Haslippy by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010
a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.
youve got the haslip hair going on today
Haslip by Josin April 15, 2008

Dick Hanslip 

masturbation; a form of sexual relief for males often practiced when they are lonely, bored, frustrated, or excited
"Why should I even bother with a relationship when I can just Dick Hanslip?"
Dick Hanslip by Ann Resden February 8, 2010
If you ever meet a hayslinn don’t miss your chance she will be kind nice anything a girl can be she may get 8n trouble often but she is so beautiful and breath taking if you ever meet her be her friend
Hayslinn is a girls name
Hayslinn by @jackiesday March 31, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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