Hayslip

cool people

nice people

some notable Hayslips are Lely Hayslip, famous author and Stephen Hayslip, famous merchant seamen.

Jake: Dude, did you see that guy?

Amy: Yeah, he's cool isn't he?

Jake: Yeah, but how could he NOT be!? He's a Hayslip!

Amy: Oh, that's right. I sooooo like Hayslips. They're just like sooooo awesome and funny.

by Alex Wong October 24, 2008

Neil Haislip

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.

Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.

by trillallday December 11, 2010

Haslippy

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.

"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"

by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010

Haslip

a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.

youve got the haslip hair going on today

by Josin April 15, 2008

Dick Hanslip

masturbation; a form of sexual relief for males often practiced when they are lonely, bored, frustrated, or excited

"Why should I even bother with a relationship when I can just Dick Hanslip?"

by Ann Resden February 8, 2010

Hayslinn

If you ever meet a hayslinn don’t miss your chance she will be kind nice anything a girl can be she may get 8n trouble often but she is so beautiful and breath taking if you ever meet her be her friend

Hayslinn is a girls name

by @jackiesday March 31, 2025