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a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.
youve got the haslip hair going on today
Haslip by Josin April 15, 2008
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halipadinos

there is not true definition for this word even if some people think that there is. The only sort of definition is that halipadinos could be a word used by 5 year olds when trying to come up with a secret language
although some people might say this word, halipadinos is not a word. So it would not be used in a sentence
A cute girl with a gentle personality. Smiles and laugh brightly. Love to keep others happy but sometimes forgets about her own. Gets scare easily but put on a brave face for the sake of others. In search of her true love but lost the hope of ever finding one. Hide her tears away while drying others. All she ever wanted is to be someone's night and day. Love her with honesty and you'll find a girl who'll live and die for you.
Why are you so insecure, Haslina? Learn to love yourself more than others.
Haslina by SpartaGirlfriend June 25, 2019

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with Nonces , drug dealers and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.
Jack” Haslingden is shit”
Mat”you’re right”
Haslingden by Afilthycasual November 17, 2020
1. The best way to buy or sell your Halifax Pad.
2. Capable, approachable Halifax real estate agents.
3. A service orientated, results driven real estate team.
Nice Pad! You must have found it with HaliPad

Wow, HaliPad sold my house in no time!
HaliPad by halipad January 16, 2018

Haslingden High School 

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...

Neil Haislip 

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.
Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.
Neil Haislip by trillallday December 11, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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