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code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)
yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”
hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020
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Something you probably searched for after hearing the song “Hayloft” by Mother Mother...
Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...
hayloft by Stoopid bisexual October 23, 2020
YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN
YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT
code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)
you know mother mother’s song hayloft?
hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020

hayloft_princess 

If you follow hayloft_princess on tiktok and Instagram I love you😩
FOLLOW HAYLOFT_PRINCESS ON TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM RN
hayloft_princess by Ara_ara😩 March 5, 2021

Haylofted 

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.
“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”
Haylofted by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021

old hay loft 

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.
My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.
old hay loft by gavinity July 31, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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