Hawkblock 

Verb ~ (...-ed, -ing, -able):

The act of restricting a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

P. Noun ~ (...er):

Someone who succeeds at keeping a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

Verb: Football fans from California and Nevada got totally Hawkblocked from purchasing tickets online to the NFC Championship game in Seattle.

P. Noun: That Hawkblocker totally tried to keep us from getting into the stadium.

Hawkblock by murdock421 January 15, 2014

awkblock 

1. (v) Endeavoring to prevent a friend from creating an awkward situation which would have otherwise eliminated his chances of getting laid.

2. (v) The successful defense of one's property from an avian predator of the Aethia genus. (Alternate spelling: aukblock)

1. "I just knew he was going to tell that terrible midget threesome joke so I awkblocked him before he could blow it with her again."

2. "Dude, this bird was dive-bombing our company picnic so I awkblocked its ass with a baseball bat."

awkblock by The Rabbit Hole August 4, 2010

hatablockas 

Hate- ah- block- ah- zzzzz: Hatablocka: A thick, dark pair of sunglasses worn over the eyes so you can stare up someone and block out the hate!

Shaline was walking down the street and said, " Guuurl, don't look at her that way!" But Shaneequah responded, " yo gurl, just chill, she can't see me, I got mah hatablockas on!"

hatablockas by Sarah And Kelsi July 13, 2006

haloblock 

A foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt to play Halo.

Girls have the uncanny ability to haloblock just by their tacit demand for one's complete and undivided attention.

"Why did Joe stop playing Halo?"
"He got haloblocked by his girlfriend. Again."
"Ouch."
"Yeah, he's whipped."

haloblock by Johnny Studio January 30, 2009

Gawkblock

That multi-mile stretch of traffic that gradually slows to a crawl due to drivers gawking at a cleared roadside incident.

That gawkblock made me late for my meeting! I really hate getting gawkblocked.

Gawkblock by Beertken July 23, 2012

Hablockup 

A word used to reference an act of significance or express undeniable excitement at an accomplishment of some kind.

In sports, this can be used when a three-pointer is hit from long-distance. Ex: "Williams from the three point line and...hablockup!" Likewise, in everyday life it is equally as viable. Boss: "Smith, great job on the Collins account. You're getting a raise!" Smith: "Hablockup!"

Hablockup by Mr. Gimmedat June 7, 2013

Handblock 

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

Handblock by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011