5 definitions by murdock421

Unquenchable lust for money/wealth. Hoarding of riches on an insatiable level.
Arousal from wealth, power and/or greed

Derivative of "capital", "capitalist", "capitalism", etc.

Also: Capitalphiliac, one who gets such pleasure.

Opposite: "Capitalphobia" (also needing definition), the unreasonable fear of monetary systems and the like.
"There's a difference between just being a "capitalist" and having actual capitalphilia".
"Capitalphilia is thinking that having more money is more important than anything or anyone".
"The top ten richest people in the world could be considered capitalphiliacs"
by murdock421 March 10, 2019
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Bad or taboo words expressed in the form of emojis. Expletives in 21st century technology hieroglyphics.
"What a pile of 💩" is an example of an Expletoji.
So is...
Go 🖕 yourself.
My 🍆 will fit in your 🌮 nicely.
...and so on.
by murdock421 December 29, 2017
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When someone who already fears other cultures/races/beliefs (xenophobe) goes the extra unnecessary steps of targeting and attacking person(s) of alleged "differences".

A borderline racial hate crime.
That white woman's xenofuckery was on full display when she began attacking that young woman on the subway train full of other minorities...then threw down the racial slur. Total paranoid xenofuckery.
by murdock421 December 13, 2018
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Eyestache
n. 1. Another name for "unibrow",

2. A term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)

May also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching

Eyestache™
Any and all future use of the term "eyestache" for advertising, marketing or profiting shall solely be.the property of A____ M______ R_____, as noted by legal trademark of the name Eyestache™.
Sentence example:

"That eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair"
by murdock421 May 11, 2013
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Verb ~ (...-ed, -ing, -able):

The act of restricting a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

P. Noun ~ (...er):

Someone who succeeds at keeping a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.
Verb: Football fans from California and Nevada got totally Hawkblocked from purchasing tickets online to the NFC Championship game in Seattle.

P. Noun: That Hawkblocker totally tried to keep us from getting into the stadium.
by murdock421 January 15, 2014
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