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That one kid at your school or college that's a Fortnite Virgin bitch-faggot who in their own words "Only fucks with Organic Vapes". Instantly block this person on snapchat or you will witness a "Havot" spamming the fuck out of there story with fortnite wins.
Zach's Such a Fucking Havot look at his story.
Havot by Eric the snack November 13, 2018

Havocial 

With havoc; when something is so {busy} or hectic that the word hectic just doesn't give it justice.
I have had the most havocial day! The traffic was just havocial today.
Havocial by Vanessa the Unicorn July 10, 2018
Related Words
Havot • havotron • havoc • Havok • halotard • halotosis • haveth • Hakotora • Haoting • haviti

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna 

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc 

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc is a 2010 game created by Spike Chunsoft. In this game, 15 students get locked in the school, and they have to resort to killing to escape.

When a murder happens, the class will investigate the crime scene and eventually have a "Class Trial", which ends with voting.

If they correctly identify the murderer, the murderer will be executed. But if they misidentify the murderer, everyone except the murderer will be executed, and the murderer will graduate.
have + to
p1: what time do ya havta leave??
p2: i havta leave now
havta by american_joe February 4, 2009
1. Nickname for someone that causes a lot of trouble, mischief, loves to fight, looks for fights, or causes someone to want to fight them.

2. something that causes problems and trouble.

3. Someone that loves motorcycles and will ride them no matter the weather he/she will always be on a motorcycle.

4. Someone that causes damage to anything he/she touches, or even gets around.
1. Havock went to the bar last night and caused a lot of trouble.

2. Freds new name is Havock because of the fight he caused last night.

3. Lets cause havock on the msr this mission.

4 Please don't cause any Havock tonight because we don't need to draw any attention.
havock by The Big Y December 28, 2007

halothreepes 

(hay-low-three-peas)

An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.
Taylor: WTF! that guy just raped my body
Jason: HA! now your gonna spawn with halothreepes
halothreepes by yelsom8 March 4, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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