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A person with a high confidence and is very athletic. They are always positive and super unintentionally funny!
Haulu: bro lets race
person: HELLL no ur gonna beat me regardless bro
Haulu: ha ha ha
Haulu by milf eater January 14, 2022
Words you can keep
stupid ass bitch ass punk ass idiot

SUPER DUMB AND GULLIBKE
NAIVE
SLOW CANt run FAST
Haulu: bro i’ve been feeling kinda sick
me: oh bro u got that cancer covid malaria ebola mashup man

haulu: really??? NOOOOO
me: bruh
Haulu by milf eater February 23, 2022
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olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

haulin ass 

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go
You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.
haulin ass by Ryan1354665498 March 14, 2007
A word from Indonesian Language. It is from a word "halusinasi" which means hallucinations. But in the context here, the word "halu" means 'being delusional'. It is used when the conversation opponent is doubting the statement that the other person is saying.
A : Holounggas bukan makanan (holobird is not a food)
B : HALU! (you're being delusinal/ doubt)
halu by GittaWinagainstMeha April 17, 2021
The extreme commitment that Team Fortress 2 players feel towards the collection, exchanging, and crafting of in-game headwear.
"Ever since I got Mike TF2, he's had really bad hatlust. He even bought Alien Swarm just to get the parasite hat."
Hatlust by -N1NJ4- October 16, 2011

Pulling a Haluska 

To get in line absurdly early for a concert, with no regard for self-preservation
"Hey dude, what time should we get in line for Walk the Moon?"
"3 am. If you think we're not pulling a Haluska, you're full of shit"
Pulling a Haluska by beKAW November 4, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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