Haulage

When ur as full as bus after Niall gives ya a good fayde of porter, ya get on de puter and lob a few lads in the back of the Kubota mini digger and haul the lads over to da Becks for more drank

Jaysus fuck, that Johnny fella be some huer for de haulage.

Haulage by Simey Spider November 8, 2018

haulage face 

Face like turblance..
FALSELY accusing her own..

Carries her lies on her back..

Would even eat her own kin..

That's no jk haulage face..

Bum bag attack..
Becareful..

Truck full of sausage rolls wouldn't negotiate with she!!

Haulage face,we want pies..

haulage face by Yingshu February 16, 2024

Hausage 

The mystery meat used by many pizza chains that is so ambiguous that it’s unclear whether it’s supposed to be sausage or hamburger. It is particularly troublesome on unmarked pizza buffets. Referred to on the menu as “pork”. See also “Samburger”.

Customer at the buffet: Is this hamburger or sausage?
Employee: Ummm, hausage? Maybe samburger, I dunno.

Hausage by confuzed October 25, 2007

hulagersh 

Is an amazing women who Is caring and loving she is the most gorgeous person you will meet she is a very reliable person but don't get on her bad side because she can hold on a grudge until you apologies she forgives allot even if she will hold on a grudge against you other than that she is like a grandma and would make the perfect grandma

Boy1:Did u see hulagersh she is so pretty and caring

Boy2:I wish I could date her she is awesome

Girl1:she reminds me of my grandma she is so loving
Girl2:I know right I wish I could be more like her

hulagersh by Lillllle December 18, 2023