Hausage 

The mystery meat used by many pizza chains that is so ambiguous that it’s unclear whether it’s supposed to be sausage or hamburger. It is particularly troublesome on unmarked pizza buffets. Referred to on the menu as “pork”. See also “Samburger”.

Customer at the buffet: Is this hamburger or sausage?
Employee: Ummm, hausage? Maybe samburger, I dunno.

Hausage by confuzed October 25, 2007

Haulage

When ur as full as bus after Niall gives ya a good fayde of porter, ya get on de puter and lob a few lads in the back of the Kubota mini digger and haul the lads over to da Becks for more drank

Jaysus fuck, that Johnny fella be some huer for de haulage.

Haulage by Simey Spider November 8, 2018

Hansageeth 

34th reincarnation of gigachad on planet earth.

Legend claims that the industrial revolution was started by Hansageeth's chad inventions

Hansageeth by Browithnohoes November 25, 2022

hausgear 

Being really, really, ridiculously GREAT at giving back.

I just bought some hats at HAUSGEAR and it’s bitchin’ to give back to our community.

hausgear by Cherylbethshizzletothenizzle November 15, 2020

haulage face 

Face like turblance..
FALSELY accusing her own..

Carries her lies on her back..

Would even eat her own kin..

That's no jk haulage face..

Bum bag attack..
Becareful..

Truck full of sausage rolls wouldn't negotiate with she!!

Haulage face,we want pies..

haulage face by Yingshu February 16, 2024