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because 'Have to' doesn't look or sound right, 'haftoo' is the new word.
person 1: why are you drinking so much water.
person 2: Haftoo
Haftoo by cassie888 May 13, 2009
Words you can keep
Anything you would like it to mean. Hafoo means eveything but not everything means hafoo. You can replace it as anything.
Like for example: Hafoo can take the place of a cuss word. Also if you forget the word you were going to say just say hafoo.
Hafoo by Randomhafoocreater February 20, 2011
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Hafthor Bjornsson 

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.
Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.
'Drizzle' in Arabic. However, drizzle is considered refreshing in Arabic countries, as opposed to the more negative connotations associated with it in britain
Postdoc: have you seen Hatoon?
Intern: the new PhD student? Yeah, she's lovely. Not miserable at all. Much like the weather in Saudi Arabia as opposed to London.
hatoon by Cat1082 May 28, 2014
Hatoon is a beautiful smart caring funny friend you could ever meet. She’s an amazing lover and can be really fun. She like to make others happy but always puts herself first. Don’t ever make hatoon mad she will ruin your life.
Girl1: hey do you know hatoon ?
Girl2: yeah she’s a friend of mine
Girl3: it’s no dull day with hatoon.
Hatoon by Lukewarmtouch August 13, 2021

Hatootie 

a word starting with ‘H’ that has twoTs’.
or can be used to describe one’s arse.
Guy 1: damn bro look at that hatootie!”
Guy 2: oh yeah man she is a hottie.
Guy 1: that makes her a hatootie also dude.
Guy 2: double yum.
Hatootie by hatootiejaffacakes January 15, 2023
One of a kind custom design placed on hat By Artist
The Hattoo matched his personality and he wore it with pride
Hattoo by Guy Ross August 2, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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