Hattio 

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Coke, and Vanilla Ice Cream. Can substitute Dr. Pepper for the Coke for Hattie. A Jack'n'Coke Float.

I got sloppy off of just one Hattio.

Hattio by Stevo July 19, 2002

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

Hatriot 

Conservatives who claim to love America, yet have a deep seated hatred for anyone expressing progressive / liberal ideas - first utilized almost exclusively on "The David Packman Show" under the segment "Hatriot Mail", where viewers who dislike progressive ideas send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman to air on his "Hatriot Mail" segment.

Hatriots who think they are Patriots love to send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman.

Hatriot by The Industrialist February 16, 2015

hatriot 

1) A person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
2) A caller to "The David Pakman Show" who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.

Uncle Sam hates minorities; he's a true hatriot.

hatriot by lynxshade February 17, 2015

Lady Hatting 

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.

"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."

Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009

Hattie 

A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.

"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."

Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

Hattori Hanzo 

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.

Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

Hattori Hanzo by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004