Hats! 

Things on your head.

Hey Fred, like my Hats!?

Hats! by Hatmasturr July 5, 2007

HATS 

Hats is an acronmy for Hard As A Titty Sucker.

Dude im about to got Hats on my gf breast tonight

HATS by Marzin July 30, 2011

hats 

A type of women

eg top hat, a girl that is high class
wooly hat, a girl with a big bush
sun hat, holiday maker

thats a gd hat

i want a top hat

party hat required

hats by Boucher August 2, 2007

hats 

Good. The opposite of pants.

Background is the expression "hats off" used to praise something or express gratitude.

The new Jabba the Hutt scene in the re-mastered Star Wars movies is pants. But the improved film quality of Leia, as she lays half naked on Jabba's sail barge, is hats!

hats by Tuggy October 28, 2004

hats 

slang for condoms, synonym of rubbers

You got any hats? I got a fine ass bitch in the other room waiting to get fucked.

hats by originalgangsta449 May 30, 2006

hats 

Hats stands for "Huge Ass Tit's". To be used in a situation where only an inner party is familuar with the expression to point out a woman with large breast.

"Damn! look at those hats in front of us!"

hats by Aaron "-...BBG...-" September 11, 2006

hats 

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

hats by stoner November 13, 2004