stoner's definitions

philosophy

The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.

nothing else to say really

by stoner April 6, 2005

dirt weed

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

by Stoner October 8, 2003

Green

The colour someone goes when they smoke too much Marijuana.

"Dude, he's gone green again"

by Stoner October 17, 2004

magic milkshake

milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis

yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!

by stoner January 1, 2004

The ball is in your court

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

by Stoner October 18, 2004

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002

fukinbroken

i have a volkswagen beetle. my friend wanted me to come over and i couldn't because it was broken down (again.). i told him "i can't com by now, because my bug is fukin' broken.".

my bug is fukinbroken again.

by stoner April 3, 2005