stoner's definitions

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

hats

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

by stoner November 13, 2004

stoned

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

by stoner May 13, 2005

lung

The way I first took hashish. basically it envolves a plastic bottle with a cut end , to which a plastic carrier bag is attached.

Lung: The perfect way to a perfect high

by stoner September 28, 2003

Green

The colour someone goes when they smoke too much Marijuana.

"Dude, he's gone green again"

by Stoner October 17, 2004

magic milkshake

milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis

yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!

by stoner January 1, 2004

fukinbroken

i have a volkswagen beetle. my friend wanted me to come over and i couldn't because it was broken down (again.). i told him "i can't com by now, because my bug is fukin' broken.".

my bug is fukinbroken again.

by stoner April 3, 2005