stoner's definitions

The ball is in your court

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

by Stoner October 18, 2004

Green

The colour someone goes when they smoke too much Marijuana.

"Dude, he's gone green again"

by Stoner October 17, 2004

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

hats

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

by stoner November 13, 2004

fukinbroken

i have a volkswagen beetle. my friend wanted me to come over and i couldn't because it was broken down (again.). i told him "i can't com by now, because my bug is fukin' broken.".

my bug is fukinbroken again.

by stoner April 3, 2005

fukinbroken

my bug was broke and my friend asked me if i wanna come over, and i told him i can't because my bug is "fukinbroken".

"my volkswagen is fukenbroken again!"

by stoner May 13, 2005

dirt weed

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

by Stoner October 8, 2003