stoner's definitions

dirt weed

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

by Stoner October 8, 2003

hats

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

by stoner November 13, 2004

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

fukinbroken

my bug was broke and my friend asked me if i wanna come over, and i told him i can't because my bug is "fukinbroken".

"my volkswagen is fukenbroken again!"

by stoner May 13, 2005

duff

marijuana that has already been run through a vaporizer at least once.

all i've got left to vaporize is some duff from last week, but we can still get pretty high.

by stoner June 19, 2006

Green

The colour someone goes when they smoke too much Marijuana.

"Dude, he's gone green again"

by Stoner October 17, 2004

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002