Hassanen

the name of a guy
he is hot and sexy and charming and soooo amazing!

he's got a huge penis and is the most cleverest yet the laziest!

he will be a complete gentlemen to those he fancies and tease those who don't match his personality.

although clever, he cannot sing and cannot play the piano

but a truly amazing and remarkable guy

Girl 1: OMG there's Hassanen. I'm going to put on bright pink lipstick to attract him

Girl 2: no he likes the more natural down to earth girl. He's so HOT!

by lshtm August 29, 2011

Hassaned

To get anally raped and not telling anyone about it.

"Did you hear, Jack just got Hassaned"

by Blueice91 December 23, 2008

Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019

Hassangender

Where you identify as a man from 09:00 to 17:00 but as a strong independent woman for the night

That bloke is so boring throughout the day but after 5 O’clock she turns into a fierce party animal. They are Hassangendered

by Brendon Regers April 22, 2018

Hassanment

It is when you or someone else is sexually harrased by a guy named Hassan.

You: Hey, did you hear the news?
Me: What is it :O?
You: I got Hassaned last night, AGAIN...
Me: Oh, Not another case of Hassanment,you should sue!
You: I don't know, he is still my boss..

by Youber August 1, 2018

Hassaning

1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L

“That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”

by IMBROKE January 23, 2022

Hassanna

Those with this name are incredibly rare special people. A few words that could describe them are loving, thoughtful, kind, gentle, compassionate, wild, and sexy;) but the list could go on and on. They tend to sacrifice a lot for those they care about, but their actions never go unnoticed even if they might think it does. They carry a lot of wisdom and always instantly make you feel safe. If you know a Hassanna, make sure you keep them in your life. You have found a rare gem.

Thank god I have a hassanna in my life.

by anonymous_love_13 April 13, 2024