Hasri

Handsome man and has a good voice, a slick talker, a Playboy AKA Womanizer and never get rejected by a woman. Sweet and never disappointed

Hey hasri , u looked good
Yeah

by Submachine tha don November 23, 2021

n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015