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Harvard Jew 

A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.
Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.

Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.

Joe: Me too!
Harvard Jew by Gagamel August 11, 2010

Harvard Jewniversity 

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.
Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.

Harvard Jewniversity 

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second
At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012