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Harold McGee 

The ultimate master of swag. That man who disapprovingly chuckles at your code over your shoulder when you least expect it. The legendary Harold McGee. He'll tell you to read your Barron's book, to do your coding bat, to stop tubing in Aruba. But in the end, come the day of the ap exam, you're gonna be sitting there, sweating bullets, trying to find the default color of an actor in GridWorld. And he's just gonna be sitting there, laughing his head off, yelling IT'S BLUE!
Man, yesterday our chem teacher pulled a Harold McGee and made us do a ton of exercises while ranting about the ap exam!
Harold McGee by kirbyquerby February 17, 2015

harold and kumar 

Possibly one of the best STONER flicks beause it just so absolutley true!
We're so high right now, we're not low......

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

Gale Harold 

Gale Harold is the epitome of sex. His mere presence can make any male or female swoon. Gale Harold has starred in productions (mostly indie films)such as Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk, playing the main character Brian Kinney, Fathers and Sons, Wake, Social Grace, The Unseen...etc...If you love tall brunette's with killer smiles and unbelievably hot bodies, you will Love Gale Harold!
Gale Harold is a talented actor and he is gorgeous!

hide the pain harold 

Harold is best known as an internet meme. He appears in many stock images relating to old guy. In every image so far seen, he can be seen with sadness, pain, and suffering within his eyes.

This cause him to be one of our generations favorite Boomer. He shall live down in history as our favorite depressed old man.
Therapist: why don't you explain how you feel to me.
Patient: I'm trying to be strong like hide the pain Harold.
Therapist: No one can be as strong as him dear.

harold and kumar 

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
harold and kumar by Common Sense February 2, 2005
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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