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hari-kari

A common misspelling and mispronounciation of the Japanese method of ritual suicide (seppuku) known as Hara-Kiri, meaning to cut or slice the stomach or abdomen.

It was part of the (Samurai) code of honour (Bushido) and practiced amongst the warrior class.
The disgraced commander was ordered to commit hara-kiri for his actions.

Poiter: I'm so depressed I could commit hari-kari.
Jimbo: Isn't that an Indian restaurant?
Poiter: Oh yeah, I meant Hara-kiri.
by Takly October 10, 2009
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You were listening to Chris Brown and you had no f***ing idea what this ment so you decided to look it up.
And them suiside doors
Hari Kari
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hari-karaoke

Japanese word for "honourable death by dishonourable singing". Hari-karaoke is literally dying of shame by poorly performing a song during a bout of karaoke.
She commited hari-karaoke with her rendition of Michael Jackson's Beat It
by Ross 'Dex' Currie September 24, 2009
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hari-kari

1. To commit suicide, especially by dispatching one's self with a blade.

2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.

3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
Listening to Kelly Osbourne's singing was like hearing the screams of a thousand vietcong POWs simultaneously having their eyes gouged out with dull wooden cooking spoons while having their testicles smashed flat with hammers; It's enough to make even the most mentally stong person want to commit hari-kari.
by Angelo Vildasol March 24, 2004
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To commit suicide using a blade to stab oneself in the stomach. This was practiced in many japanise cultures including bushido.
"you have no honor."
"then i must regain it."
Honorless man then commits suicide (hari kari)
by potsmoker 420-1337 (call me) November 6, 2007
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Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Ola Nordmann ran into so many polar bears, that he on day decided to commit Hari Kari on the spot.
by Thomas and Sofie June 23, 2007
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