Haribon 

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

Haribon by Steven June 29, 2004

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.

Haribol! and pass the potatoes.

Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007

haribosexual 

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

haribosexual by Lababababs June 27, 2023

Hairbondage 

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.

Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.

Hairbondage by Hairbondage June 7, 2017