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harg ma lazer by meeeeerrf September 9, 2008
Matt Harg
Five Hargreeves
Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.
Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019
Ben Hargreeves
A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.
Ben Hargreeves by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019
Hargrave Free School
Hargrave Free School, sometimes referred to as "Satan's Triangle" is a barbaric torture sanctuary that opened in 1999 consisting of brainless wonders for SLT, and incompetent suck ups for teachers. They use corporal punishment and emotional abuse in order to "succeed" as a school. I personally think this school did nothing for any of the teachers or students except leave them scarred for the rest of their childhood.
"Goodness, do you hear all that destruction and chaos? It's coming from over there!"
"Oh that building? That's Hargrave Free School. Gosh I'm never sending my kid to that catastrophic zoo."
"Oh that building? That's Hargrave Free School. Gosh I'm never sending my kid to that catastrophic zoo."
Hargrave Free School by Roblox Barbie December 16, 2021
Klaus Hargreeves
we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves
he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
Klaus Hargreeves by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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