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Haptephobic 

The fear of being touched.
Brandon had always been haptephobic, but Katie always felt the need to hug him relentlessly.
Haptephobic by KatieKins4 March 28, 2009
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Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.
Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.
Haphephobia by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013

Haterphobic 

I'm haterphobic, they mad cause I'm winning – I Luv Dem Strippers
Haterphobic by m32311 March 29, 2013

Haptepronic

the inclination to respond favorably to amorous advances; colloquially, the state of being hot to trot; i.e. somebody who is down to f*ck.
That dude is (totally) haptepronic; he's so flirty!
Haptepronic by MoribundMurdoch March 27, 2020

Hopephobic 

When people or things don’t like Hope when Hope is Literally the best
Hopes messages won’t send...how hopephobic
Hopephobic by Timmys.hot.gf June 10, 2021

Haphephobia

A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.

There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:

1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.

2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.
"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."

"Aww, he's so cute!"

"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"

"AAAAHHH!"

"...He has haphephobia."
Haphephobia by Ubeenbamboozledson December 23, 2021

haphephobia

Michael had a sense of haphephobia after grabbing the sea urchin
haphephobia by flintvel October 8, 2013
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Literally 1984 

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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