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Happy-ending massage 

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When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob
She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...
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Happy ending massage 

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A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.
Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob
Happy ending massage by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016
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happy ending massage 

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When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.
A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.
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massage with a happy ending 

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A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an [asian lady giving the massage
I had a massage with a happy ending last night!
massage with a happy ending by IANKLOR September 14, 2008
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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