n.
1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
by bigjlj January 29, 2006
noun.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
by SuzaK March 18, 2006
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
by The Happy Sock Lady July 26, 2009
by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009
A pile of socks that Spencer decided to cum in and stuff on the side of his mattress where his mother found them. The end result was a bundle of hardened cum socks.
by TheNo1Guardian March 29, 2010
A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
by DC August 6, 2003