Happy ending massage

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A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

Happy ending massage by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

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happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

happy ending massage by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

happy-ending massage by Cringey May 13, 2016

Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

massage with a happy ending

A [blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

massage with a happy ending by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026