Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

Happy ending massage by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

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happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

happy ending massage by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

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happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

happy-ending massage by Cringey May 13, 2016

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Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

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massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a [nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

massage with a happy ending by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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